Watch out, band ‘o pirates! “Barrr” comes along wit’ 40% discount!

Avast, thar, me scurvy pirate buckos! Do ye all remember Firedroids finest pirate battle named “Barrr“? We set sails to maiden voyage th’ battle ‘n we loved it, givin’ th’ fight 23 points! Now, three weeks and three thousand bottles of rum later, we got some hot news for you landlubber! We all be knowin’ it was a harrrd month fer th’ pirate business. There’s a lack ‘o gold ‘n shiny thin’s everywhere ‘n th’ seven seven seas become safer wit’ each day. Holy crow’s nest! But Playandroid has got th’ solution – fer th’ whole seven seas. We proudly present ye th’ one week lastin’ discount fer “Barrr”. 40% off! Fer Poseidon’s sake! What ye be waitin’ fer? Get ye barnacle-covered molded tub movin’ ‘n be off to th’ Android Market ‘n buy ’tis full ‘o awe game!
Greetings, Captain Fred.